My U-Boot Addiction

Hi folk!

Last week I watched the amazing 1984 and 4 hours longs Das Boot. I really recommend this movie. It made me found in love with the second world war submarine warfare. At first, I was like « OMG, 4 hours, this movie should be fucking boring! ». But after watching it, I figured out than 4 hours was the right duration for an exhaustive look to what was the life in the Krieg Marine during the Second World War.

The 2000 movie U-571 with Matthew McConaughey is actually a simplistic, unrealistic  and action packed version of Das Boot, but still pleasant to watch.

I also bought a very complete Italian book called Branchi di Lupi (the Wolf bunch in english), explaining the different maritime roads, the specificities of each U-Boot models and many other details.

I even though about making a submarine RPG game. But I already have so many projects…

I made my choice for my next video game project: it will be Black Louve, my idea of black metal themed GTA, with RPG element. I would probably post some drawing/illustration next month.

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Dark_Net being finished, it’s time to think about my next project! I got two choices for this one, so it’s up to you!

Project 1 / Shi no Sukūru : Pantsu Division

It will be a shoot them up with a inspired by japanese Pinky Violence sub-genre and Airsoft cosplay. Basically the game will be a modern remake of the Terrifying Girls’ High School of 1972. It would be set in a very modern and perverse universe, a mix of the Akira near future and the kink of Suda 51’s games.

Items and underwears management will be an important part of the game. The game currency will be Doge coin.
Here is a list of the featured weapons:

  • Uzi
  • Mauser hunting rifle
  • S.O.L. (Solar Orbital Laser)
  • Laser gun from akira

Project 2 / Sukeban Louve

Sukeban Louve will be a dungeon crawler, very similar to dungeon fortress, mixing RPG and dojinshi element. You will play Amy Wayne, a girl hacker and abductress selling people on the black market. The game will be themed S.M. featuring nihilism, violence, male chastity device and even cannibalism. To describe the atmosphere of the game, it would be some sort of Black Metal version of GTA.

Ideas of mission:

  • Kidnapping
  • Stealing high heels and scarves for a silent fetish partner
  • Church destruction for a Satanic sect
  • Human sacrifice
  • Man hunting

To click a choice, just click on one of the choice of the form below.

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Paul Robertson, le Mother Fucker du Pixel Art

 

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Ma nouvelle Dark_Net étant maintenant terminé, j’ai commencé à me documenter pour mon prochain projet, un jeu video mixant deux univers que j’adore: le pixel art, et une sous catégorie le cinéma d’exploitation japonais des années 70 appellée Pinky Violence.

Je parlerais du phénomène Pinky Violence dans un prochain article. Tout de suite j’ai envie de parler d’un de mes pixel artists préférés, Paul Robertson.

Paul Robertson est un animateur et pixel-artist australien. Il a travaillé sur plusieurs jeux vidéos (dernièrement Scott Pilgrim VS The World et Mercenary Kings), mais ses travaux les plus marquant restent pour moi ses deux court métrages, particulièrement pour leurs côté excessif et gore.

–> Part 2 de la vidéo ici

Le premier se nomme Pirate Baby Cabana’s Battle Street Fight et fait horriblement penser au jeux d’arcade des années 90: attaques spéciales faisant référence à des icones de la culture pop (Predator, le Big Lebowsky), les background riches et animés, des monstres aussi hideux et improbables les uns que les autres, le tout dans un esprit mélangeant gore et kawaï. Cette vidéo est un orgasme pour tout fan de jeux 16 bits. Il semblerait qu’une démo de ce court métrage existe au format vidéo ludique, mais je n’ai jamais eu l’occasion de la tester. Vous pouvez la télécherger ici:
http://www.2dif.com/PaulRobertson/

 

King of Power 4 BIllion % est dans le même style, mais en couleur, regroupant plus de personnages, et se terminant sur une note très guro hentaï (la jeune fille qui lance une attaque avec ses entrailles).

  • Pour une analyse en profondeur, j’ai décidé de lister les points fort de ces deux court métrages, dans l’espoir de vampiriser un jour leur coolitude dans mes futurs projets :
  • La reprise parfaite des codes vidéo ludique (scrolling vertical, coup spéciaux, changement de niveaux)
  • La diversité dans les phase de jeu
  • Les animations excessives
  • Le côté gore et politiquement incorrecte : femmes enceintes, bébé zombie, mort de tous les protagonistes.
  • Les références pop culturelles à foison

Si vous avez kiffé cet article, je vous conseille le tumblr et le twitter de Paul Robertson:
http://probertson.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/probzz
J’ai également ajouté une interview qu’il a donné à Gamasutra, prodiguant ses conseils d’animateur:
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/.

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Back in French

Quick diggest : Snuffchan will now be in french.

Après 1 an d’existence et une quinzaine d’articles, mon bébé Snuffchan va vivre un changement majeur: il passe en version française quasi-intégrale. Je dis quasi car certains articles, notamment mes créations artistiques serons la plupart du temps traduitent dans une version anglophone.

Après une longue période de rédaction en langue anglaise (3 ans si on compte la période Slashcake, mon ancienne imageboard) j’ai fait trois constats:

  1. L’anglais n’est pas ma langue maternelle. J’aurais beau prendre des cours, améliorer ma grammaire, je n’arriverais jamais à rédiger le killer texte parfait qui fera de moi un célébrité sur le Net anglophone.
  2. Il y a des milliers de site anglais qui parle des même sujets que moi, ce qui n’ai pas le cas du web francophone. J’ai toujours trouvé la websphere francophone pauvre et manquant d’originalité. Une version française de Snuffchan est donc d’utilité publique, couvrant les sujets inexplorés de la cyber culture, du cinema d’exploitation et du nihilisme.
  3. And last but not least, après 3 ans d’expérimentation en langue anglaise, j’ai reçu trop peu de commentaires ou d’interactions sur mes boards, ce qui est paradoxal car le trafique du site n’avait jamais été aussi important. La période JeFlippe.com me manque, celle où j’interagissais avec des centaines d’inconnus à qui je pouvais vraiment apporter quelque chose.

Que va-t-il se passer maintenant?

Je vais remettre mon imageboard en langue française, elle n’a jamais été aussi utile que de puis la chute d’Underfoule.
Je ferais plusieurs articles sur le Satanisme. Le web francophone en manque cruellement.
Je ferais bientôt un sondage pour tenter de déterminer qu’elle sera ma prochaine critique de film ou de livre.
Et il faudra que je mette en page ma nouvelle Dark_Net, la fille que Snuffchan à porter en son sein pendant 1 an.
Beaucoup de boulot en somme.

Voilà, je pense que j’ai tout résumé!
Passer un bon week end et au prochain article!

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Dark_Net / Part VII : The Party V&

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Chapter seven of Dark_Net and end of  the story!  I so proud to achieve this year of work on Dark_Net, even if I am a bit exhausted and have mixed feeling about the final result. And I also made the most important: I introduced the three Party V& member who will regularly make an appearance in my work. Do not hesitate to mail me if you liked the story further information or if you want me to improve some part of the story. Enjoy!

PART I PART II PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII

>>DOWNLOAD THE EBOOK HERE!<<

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Thursday 11 November 2016 20:01,
Somewhere in the Polesky State Radioecological Reserve,
Belarus.

Amy was exhausted by her adventure, the hacking, the kidnapping, the horribles images living now in her head. She was now in the radioactive exclusion zone in an ex-URSS country, out of reach of any american or european warrant, the perfect place to hide an illegal servers farm.

She was standing outside the Death_Bay headquarters, a three buildings place in the middle of the forest. There was a two-storey cabin, a field of solar-panel and a communication tower. The place looked strangely to the Makarov hideout in Call Of Duty : Modern Warfare 2.

She was taking her antidepressants drug and discreetly checked her 3D printed Liberator. The original gun was concieve to held a single bullet, but the custom version she own was able to held four. She needed both for what was coming next. She slowly came back to the cabin, rejoining the Death_Bay fanatics before their ritual streamed murder.

Thursday 11 November 2016 20:01,
Cabin’s basement.

Julie woke up, naked, on the cold concrete ground. Even half-asleep, she recognized the room used for the murder of Boxxy. She was now on the other side of the mirror. Cameras and the eyes were now pointed on her. Her obsession for the Death_Bay website has finally badly ended, making her the subject of a very sadistic ritual murder.

She was facing her torturers, standing at the other side of the room. There was one person more than on the Boxxy’s video. A smaller person with an the V& anagram written on her shirt and her long brown hairs coming out from her hood.

“Why did you do that Amy?” moaned Julie.

She suddenly felt a deep pain in her swelling belly. Something enormous was shifting in her entrails, creating a moving relief at the button of her soft skin. But this alien organism wasn’t here to stay and was aggressively trying to broke his flesh prison, causing an intense pain to his host. Soon, a black liquid made of blood and shit started flowing between her two perfectly white legs.

After several long minutes, the thing finally came out, exploding Julie’s anus. She immediately heard a small scream in the cell, forcing her to open her eyes, before making a loud and continuous scream, discovering what was actually inside her few minutes ago.

The hooded man make sign to come to the person who was wearing the V& sweat, before putting a hand gun in his hand.
« Be careful. There are just two bullets. » He says.
V& pointed the gun in direction of Julie little cousin and fired before pointing it on Julie’s horrified face.

Thursday 11 November 2016 21:15,
Communication tower.

After the death of Julie was recorded and filmed, the boss of Death_Bay took Amy to the servers room for a private talk.

PedroBear was a fat and nerdy in his thirties, wearing long, black and dirty hairs. The greasy skin of his face was covered with acne. Despite his ugliness he was a talented hacker, and a persuasive nihilistic philosophy.

“So you’re now part of the team. Do you know how works Death_Bay, I mean, the secret part?”
Amy noded.
“Death_Bay isn’t just about random, dark net shits : it has a very specific logic. We are proposing custom murders to a very limited club of hackers, who, in return, provide us a huge among of cyber warfare goods. Human lives in exchange of a cyber strike force. ”
“That’s neat.” replied Amy, smiling and fixing Pedro Bear in the eyes.
“All your stuff are in these servers? Even the contact of all your generous hacker friends?” continued Amy.
“You’re right. You know Amy, you a fucking a clever girl.”
Amy pulled out her Liberator, pointing it on Pedro’s face.
Pedro hold his breath.
“What the hell? Are you with the Party Van, filthy bitch?”, he said furious.
“No I am not. I never had the choice. You see pedro, when I was thirteen I’ve been accused of cyber terrorism and imprisoned in a secret C.I.A. facility. After three years they proposed me a deal: this infiltration mission in exchange of my liberty.”
“We can arrange this, Amy.”
“No, you can’t. Nobody can.”
“There’s one solution, Amy. Stop being a fucking proxy and become the Party Van. Why do you think we stock all these cyber weapons? With all our knowledge we can kill them all and then replacing them, offering our services to foreigners government who will give us a piece land in exchange. Do you imagine that, Amy? Being the Queen of your own country, filled with illegal data servers? It would be a Pirate Haven.”
Pedro took a quick break, and continued.
“All we need to do is kill few more girls and will have enough to… ”
Amy fired, housing one of her tiny homemade bullets in PedroBear brain.

Thursday 11 November 2016 16:19,
Party V& headquarter.

Jefferson Bullsville, the leader of the secret the C.I.A. branch called the Party Van was monitoring the Death_Bay hideout by with a RQ-4 Global Hawk drone, waiting for the call of his infiltrated agent or any external sign of her death. His two team members were with him, in a windows less room filled with computer screens displaying strategic data. Sherrod Ripper, a 28 gothic girl, expert in cryptography, computer architecture and experimented sharpshooter has just received a chat message:
“We’re in boss, we’ve now a full access to the Death_Bay secret servers. Amy is waiting for new orders.”
Jefferson pulled out a long cigar and lit it.
“Perfect. Tell her she’s now the new leader of the Death_Bay gang. Her new job is to keep running.”
“Message send” replied Sherrod, before adding “So what we do now boss?”
The unique eye of Jefferson was carefully watching the Death_Bay cyber weaponry listing on the room biggest screen.
“We will use all that cyber shit to crush the all enemies of the United states.”
“Hum, Boss… we are in the Pentagon, I don’t think we are allowed to smoke.” The comment was from Kim Davis, a 31 asian guy expert in combat drones and ex E-Sport champion, who was presently wearing a black tee shirt labelled Zerg über alles.
“My dear Kim, if one day, some body of the high administration figure out what is going on in this room, this cigar would probably be the least of our concerns”

the End

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[Updated] Goodbye Slashcake.com !

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Hi, it’s me, the magnificient Alex Krunch, founder of Jeflippe, Slashcake and newly Snuffchan.

My hosting contract for Slashcake.com will finish in least than two months and I want to end it in a creative way. So I’ve made a little survey, where you will be able to vote to choose the final redirection page of to Snuffchan.com.

If you were a regular visitor of /Cake,  read this 101 to learn more about my new imageboard, SnuffChan.

The vote pole is close, I chose the MW3 final level.

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Is Ground Zeroes The Coolest Game of 2014 ?

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My favorite game of 2014 was Metal Gear Solid V : Ground Zeroes (メタルギアソリッドVグラウンドゼロズ ). Hideo Kojima is just a video game genius, as Quentin Tarantino or John Carpenter. Ok, the game isn’t perfect : there is no final boss, few story, an average of twenty minutes of gameplay for each missions and the half of the game cinematics has already been show in the 2012 trailer.

But god (or satan)! This game has an incredible replayability. I’ve probably played more to Ground zeroes than any other game I bought in 2014.

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The missions have so many secrets, so many ways to end them and so many fun challenges. One of my favorite secret is the prisoner hidden in the basement of the administrative building during the Take off the anti-aircraft equipment mission. Extracting him is a real pain but it’s so rewarding to put your hand on this well hidden audio tape. Another good memory I got is the tricky assassination mission where you need to kill the two renegades soldiers without being spot: they are each one at the opposite side of the map and they will try to flee the base by jeep if they hear any gun fire. Of course you can make a little shooting… just after attaching C4 to each jeep !

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For the rest, the gameplay and the handling of Boss are a just perfect. I strongly recommend the download the ground zeroes application, monitoring the guards directly on your phone or iPad. You can even call an extraction without having to leave the game screen.

If Ground zeroes is just a little delight before the final game, Phantom pain looks like the game of the decade.

If you’re like me, a huge Metal Gear Solid fan boy, I strongly recommend you these twitters links:

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the Super-Gag : a Bondage Comic Strip

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Hi people! Here is a little comic strip, inspired by a video I found year ago on the Danger-theater website, call « the Super-Gag« . This was  the opportunity for me to stage Dolores, the satanic and kinky Site-Tan of Snuffchan. Comment the post or send me a mail if you have more ideas of adventure for the naughty Dolores.  If you like the gagged girls, there is a special section on the Snuffchan anonymous board! Take a look!

 

To complete this post, here the original Twistedsmile.com video! Have fun!

http://snuffchan.tumblr.com/post/119772182295/the-super-gag-from-twisted-smile

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Dark_Net / Part VI : Self Pleasure And Home Invasion

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Sixth chapter of Dark_Net! Twist! Pleasure and home invasion! I put lot of cool stuff in this chapter, which was the initial conclusion of the Dark_Net story when I originally started it, ten months ago… But I know what? I got an even cooler conclusion for chapter 7 & 8 ! And don’t forget to reply to my survey on the story!

[UPDATE 17.01.15] I rewrite some part to make the text cooler!

PART I PART II PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII

>>DOWNLOAD THE EBOOK HERE!<<

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Sunday 8 November 2016 17:19,
Julie’s living room

Julie was facing her mysterious send by one of her anonymous fan. She discovered a black and classy box, with the word IRONGEARS, written in big, medieval, iron letters.Three shiny metal pieces were stored into. The first one was a hyperrectangle (The three dimensional version of the rectangle) crossed by two holes, each one of the width of a wrist. The other was a thin but solid metal loop crossing a ball just as small to be put in a mouth.  And finally there was a medium and rounded cylinder. Each one was equipped with a small interactive touch screen.

A handbook was joined with the package, but it was all in german. It was impossible for Julie to know the exact nature of this strange equipment.

She reacted like any digital native, jumping on her laptop, typing the IRONGEAR name on the google search box. Apparently, IRONGEARS  was a german bondage gears brand. They were specialized into wireless restraints, that can be locked or unlocked via a phone application. Fuck! This shit was a high class sex toy!

This present was  best way to continue the pleasant experience of this afternoon, thought Julie. Her parents were coming back tomorrow morning, the timing was just perfect!
Sunday 8 November 2016 20:59,

Julie’s bedroom

Julie closed all the shutters of the house, before making herself comfortable, wearing high tights with a black gothic nightdress. Her dressing finished, she started to set her new toys, peering each accessory with an application on her phone. The most important part was to ensure than the phone was properly able to unlock the metal handcuff.

Few minutes after she was lying on her a cozy bed, bound and gagged by her own will, with her high tech iron restraints. Her hands were bound in the back left to the vibes of her vribrator, set in a special mode, studied to bring the victim at the edge of the orgasm. Julie was in the haze, leaving the outside world for her a little death, sa petite mort.

On her phone, the IRON-app countdown was setted to end her self-bondage at 21:30. She had nothing to do, only relishing her own predicament.

 

Sunday 8 November 2016 21:27,
Julie’s bedroom

Julie was nicely waiting for her release in 67 seconds. She was in the cloud, feeling like a little princess again. Watching herself in her bedroom mirror, she thought how pretty and sexy she was. May be she should try posting again on Death Bay, maybe things will be different.

6, 5, 4, 3…

Her phone suddenly when black with a huge beep sound. she clumsily tried to touch the screen or go back to the main menu, but nothing. There was nothing more than a black screen with… a pixelated skull in the middle?

Her heart was beating strongly. She started thinking. She need to send a message to Amy. She hardly opened skype before doing the only thing she can do: leaving her a vocal message. She hardly started the recording of her message, moaning through her gag, desperately begging for help.

Suddenly the light went out, as the Internet connection of computer. Julie was now standing in dark, helpless and silenced. But this silence wasn’t long : some noises were coming from the ground floor. Somebody was in the house.

The shortcut in her mind was immediate : Boxxy and her kidnapping.

The DeathBay people had never been looking for a new princess, they were looking for a prey. The phone , the IRONGEAR, the blackout and now the home invasion, all these stuff were nothing more than a deadly trap.

How could she have been be so stupid?
Sunday 8 November 2016 22:01,

A backstreet surrounding Julie’s house

Julie was hidden between two smelly dumpster, shaking with cold in her ruined nightdress, in an alley of her block, still trapped in her inescapable restraints. Few minutes ago she miraculously escaped to her home invaders by jumping out her bedroom window and brutally landing on a bush.

Something broke the silence of the dark alley.

She was hearing a familiar voice, calling for her.

She recognized the voice of Amy.

Julie came out from her hiding, to land between the arms of her friend, crying tears of joy.

Amy silently hugged her, putting her right arm at the back of her friend neck.

“My Julie…”

The hand of Amy handled her ball gag, but she didn’t take it off. She was tightening it.

Julie wasn’t understanding.

“I so am sorry, Julie.” says Amy.

“I wish I could let go away, but that’s not possible now. Somebody has to be sacrificed.”

As Julie was moaning and struggling, Amy passionately kissed her ball-gagged and drooling mouth.

“I was loving you, Julie.”

Amy fixed Julie horrified face one last time before pushing her in the dirty trunk of the kidnappers car.

 

To be continued…

Watch regularly SnuffChan and comment/criticize the stories: It will boost my motivation and help me to improve my style

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Sorry, but Dark_Net will probably be my last novel

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Do you love my Dark_Net story? Here is a little survey for you!

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I am tired about the whole Dark_Net thing. the writing takes me a huge amount of time, mainly because English isn’t my main language, And I also have anybody around me to correct my grammar errors.

10 Months ago I was thinking the book, pure text format can be a relevant and was also a real challenge for me(I love challenge). But now, I really feel a lack of fun working on Dark_Net. I need more than writing: As a video game guy, I need illustrations and interactions. so it will probably my last long story in pure text format.

Doing my best to end my story

I was originally planning four chapters before to the end of the story, but I am now thinking about doing just two chapters. I’ve already written half of the sixth chapter, and if you’re a fan of Dark_Net, no doubt, you will love it. After this, I don’t really know what will be in the chapter VII : I was planning to introduce at least 7 others characters, but it’s sound completely unrealistic, even split in two chapters. I need to review the whole storyline to build a proper end.

Ebook and Cosplay

Once the rereading and rewriting done, changing all the incoherent stuff, I will probably make a photo shoot with a somebody posing as Amy. This cosplay will probably be the climax of my project, with the creation creation of the book cover.

This done will finally be upload on Amazon.com and co.uk as ebook.

The good stuff

Even if I feel bored by Dark_Net right know I retain many positive stuff of this adventure:

  • I’ve shared one of my story with hundred of people accross the world.
  • I signifiant achievement, even if I don’t have any idea of what will the final reception of the book.
  • It’s a storytelling experience I will help me in my next projects.
  • Regular writting a highly positive practice I am recommending to everyone.

The Future

Once Dark_Net done, I back to something more graphic/ Interactive. Believe be, once Dark_Net finished, I got some mother fucking ideas, like playing a serial killer or a teenage psychopath girl.

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